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[yumcha]

 Wai, you've reached Hong Kong SAR. I'm not here right now so leave a message or whatever and I'll get back to you when I feel like it, 'kay? Laters.

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[naicha]

Laters, hehe.

Hey! How've you been? Are you doing alright? [ WHY ARE YOU CALLING AT 2AM... ] It's pretty dark here at night. It's probably because there aren't any cars or neon signs or anything around. Don't get scared, okay?

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[yumcha]

[ Yeah, he's still awake anyway. ]

It's not that dark... [ Yes it is ]

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[naicha]

Do you want me to come over? [ Genuinely concerned here. ]

[yumcha]

Can if you want I guess. [ Translation: Okay ;w; ]

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[naicha]

[ That's the sound of her door closing behind her. ]

I hope I won't be disturbing anyone! [ WHISPERING STARTS NOW ] Don't pee yourself before I get there.

[yumcha]

Yeah, you'd better not come round after all. I like, totally have a hot model here right now, y'know.

[ He's not even going to acknowledge that second bit :| ]

[naicha]

Already? You're not that fast; I've seen lots of cuter guys here. [ the gust he's probably hearing is just her taking the freya house's exit slide, wheeeee ] Like Mako, and -- one of them is even a king, I think! Did you know?

[yumcha]

He might be good looking but he's probably a jerk. You shouldn't get all attached and stuff. [ Lmfao Hong Kong like you can talk... ]

And monarchs are usually bad or dumb so you should like, totally stay away from him too.

[naicha]

Yeah, I know, I know. [ You can hear the pout in her voice. BUT HONG KONG isn't falling in love with a prince in a foreign land romantic... ]

Mako isn't a jerk, though. He's just shy and stuff. [ HEAVY SIGH ] Aiyo, your district is pretty far. I feel like turning back right now!

[yumcha]

Yeah but you should keep walking though. Slim down your thighs and stuff. [ JERK. ]

[naicha]

I am! [ walks faster! ] I can't let you pee your bed at the age of fourteen, you know. What will your friends think?

[yumcha]

I'm not fourteen. And I don't wet the bed.

Like, why were you still awake anyway? It's way too late for piglets.

[naicha]

... No reason. [ She's scared too okay!? ] ... Don't stop talking to me until I get there! [ She's at the Welcome Hall now. Let's pretend she knows his room ok..... ]

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[naicha]

HONG KONG! I have a question!

[yumcha]

...No, I'm not gonna make you any desserts right now.

[naicha]

It's not about that! I'm not like you. Listen!

What do you think about a boy and girl living together?

[yumcha]

As in like... A couple? Or?

[naicha]

Oh, no, we'll be with Korea!

[yumcha]

...I'm guessing whatever I say to this doesn't matter. It's like, totally going to happen anyway.

[naicha]

[ giggles because it's true ] Do you want it in Sigyn? Or Freya?

[yumcha]

Freya's the better one, right? [ Hong Kong trust you to pick the fancy one... Can they even afford it... ]

[naicha]

You don't even have a job, stupidhead.

[yumcha]

I could get one. Maybe.

[naicha]

Get one right away, okay? If I got the one in Freya right away, we won't be able to eat!

[ got, she says... SO SHE ALREADY GOT ONE BEFORE SHE EVEN ASKED HIM. ]

[yumcha]

[ It's always easier if he just lets her do what she wants to do. Much less hassle fff. ]

Guess I can get some shop work or something.